January Gordon Ornellas is a comedy writer and blogger whose stories run the gamut from colonoscopies to triathlons (equally torturous). Her funny pieces often appear on the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop blog.

Her article, “Rookie’s Triathlon Lessons,” appeared in the Los Angeles Times in June 2019. Two of her other stories, “Gobble, Gobble” and “Almost Taken,” were published in Chicken Soup for the Soul: Laughter is the Best Medicine (April 2020).

She is currently working on a book, Confessions of a Crazy Softball Mom.

January enjoys writing for her blog (midlifebloomer.com), traveling and spending time with her family.